Seriously, what a pain this is. I mean, I figured there was something off when my skin started scratching, but seeing those little freaks crawling around? It's just unfair. I've tried everything - bombing the place with poison-{ it's like they just laugh on it. Now I'm sleeping on the couch on flea

I swear I'm at my wit's end with these/those/them darn bed bugs. They're like/sucking the life out of/infesting my whole apartment and I just can't seem to get rid of them/the little critters/this infestation. I've tried everything/all sorts of things/pretty much every home remedy under the sun, but